Tuesday, June 22, 2010


For "complain", the Oxford thesaurus says kick up a fuss. I thought it said fuck up the ass.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010


After standing in line for three hours breathing mall air, the boy finally got his prize. Clutching the iPad in his fifteen-year-old hands, he showed off to the news reporter: "I don't like to read books, so maybe this will make me read more."

I am sad.