Friday, July 23, 2010

GAGA

If I were Lady Gaga's manager, it would go down like this:

"Stefani, you need to be more queer friendly."
"But I already am," says Gaga.
"Good. Let's keep it up. After all, look at Madonna, Kylie, Liza, Bette--"
"Bette?"
"Bette Midler."
"Bette Midler?"
"You wanna sell ring tones or not?"

1 comment:

Shango said...

If I were Lady Gaga's manager, it would go down like this:

"Stefani, you need to be more intelligentsia friendly."

"But I already am," says Gaga.

"Nope. You got the kids, the gays and the hipsters but the smart folk think you got lucky. After all, look at Madonna, Kylie, Liza, Bette--"

"Bette?"
"Bette Midler."
"Bette Midler?"
"Yeah, she's a lesser Betty White"