Saturday, October 18, 2008

DEAR STEPHEN HARPER,

I want my $300,000,000 back. That ride totally sucked.

Today feels so October 13.


Not Your Friend,

Norman from Quebec

(Jokes!)

Friday, October 17, 2008

DEAR JOHN McCAIN,

What have you got against Obama's willingness to meet with the Taliban and al-Qaeda and the Castro boys? Isn't dialogue one of the keys to diplomacy? Or do you think the best strategy is to keep doing what you and your grand ol' party have been doing for five years too many? You and your gang of thugs should stop working harder and start working smarter.

I adapted that line from an Apple campaign some years ago. They're pretty good at communicating ideas to others. Maybe you should give it a try, communicating with language rather than Scuds. ...Whoops! Wrong war!

...OR IS IT?...

ROTFLMAO!

You just made me roll on the floor as I laughed my ass off. See: Language. Give it a try.

Speaking of Apple, I'll lend you mine and you can Skype O.b. Laden. I think there's internet over there. Please don't tell me you blew up their 'net too! How're they gonna MSN??????!!!!!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!


Your Friend (since you insist),

Norman the Plumber

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

GOATS

Tonight Canada learned that it will have to endure yet another Conservative government. Here's what the New York Times thinks about the event...