Friday, August 29, 2008


You know when you run into an ex-girlfriend, or maybe not even run into but pass by on the street and you know for sure she saw you and you saw her, but of course you don't let that be known? The first thing I do is take inventory of the clothes I'm wearing, consider if my sometimes-moustache looks too pervy, ask "Man, why'd I choose today to wear a dumb hat?"

And if I happen to be nicely presentable that day, I psychically shout to her in hopes she'll turn around, "Lookit me! Yeah, that's right... Look some more. Look longer. ...I'm doing good."

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